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No Shenanigan Policy

There will be no shenanigans. Period.


Sunshine Massage & Body Work professionals reserve the right to define "shenanigans" on the spot, without discussion, and to terminate the session without refund or rebooking privileges. Please do not cross a line that will force us to give you the boot. Rest assured that we have excellent senses of humor. Please refrain from soliciting shenanigans.


If clients truly need a working definition of “shenanigans,” please refer to the Associated Bodywork & Massage Professionals’ website for more information:

NON-ONLINE BOOKING

 

Text Emily Beaupre for expediency (630) 465-5734:

1. Your first and last name

2. The day and time window of your 1st and 2nd appointment preference

3. The type and length of massage you would like

(i.e. 60/90 min. Swedish, Deep Tissue, Reiki)

4. Your email address to fill out the required intake form

5. The name of the person who referred you, where we met, or where you heard of me

DO NOT ask me for services that are unbecoming of my sacred profession.

DISCLAIMER

Effective 12/23/2020

Violation of this boundary will result in

YOUR FULL NAME, CONTACT INFO, AND SCREENSHOTS OF YOUR LEWD MESSAGE

being PUBLICLY DISPLAYED on my page

and local LAW ENFORCEMENT may be notified.

By requesting an appointment, you understand this

and waive your right to privacy if you violate this trust.

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